The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
by Burntsox August 7, 2022
Get the Double-threadmug. One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.
Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.
by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018
Get the Text Thread Hatermug. A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.
And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023
Get the Needle Threadmug. by LivingDog July 29, 2007
Get the thread beingmug. A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away. Typically
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.
And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL PAST TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL PAST TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023
Get the NEEDLE THREADmug. A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.
POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
like . comment . unfollow post . share
10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'
like . comment . unfollow post . share
10 people like this
REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?
REPLYER 2 - That
REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.
REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*
REPLYER 4 - Eewww.
REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.
THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'
EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013
Get the thread endermug. 
Get the Journalistic-Threadmug.