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NEEDLE THREAD

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away. Typically
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL PAST TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023
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spread thread

To spread thread means to pull aside one's thong in order to provide access.
"You remember Tiffany from the club last night? She spread thread for me in the bathroom, bruh!"
by _toasterboy_ April 23, 2023
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de-threading

de-threading v. Extracting your thong underwear out of your crack.
Did you see that girl de-treading, right there in the elevator? Man she was hot, but it must been up in there, she was doing some major de-threading surgery.
by emi-fly July 22, 2008
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Threaded

Threading the 2 euphorias of alcohol and weed together to make a fantastic faded experience
Wanna get Threaded next Friday? I’ll bring the booze but you gotta get the weed
by Hore4leo August 31, 2022
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Yarneary Thread

A type of yarn thread just to piss you off.
I'm going to use some of that yarneary thread for making pockets.
by Unlucky_Possum September 27, 2023
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thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.
My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025
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i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023
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