Prayer

The method Christians use to communicate with God. Prayer can be used to give thanks, ask for things, or gain insight from God.

As a Christian, it is important to engage in prayer often, so you are not disconnected from God.

by dangdxn September 9, 2025

FaceBook Prayers

For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.

Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!

by UDissoooepical June 19, 2010

Prayer

Pretty useless nonsense unless you help.

"Thoughts and prayers."

by TRUE"Jesus" February 20, 2025

prayers for cranberryjuice

they're getting a divorce and idk if they gonna get the kids

cranberryjuice might not get the kids
prayers for cranberryjuice

by raybeez February 12, 2022

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Mood prayer

When a worship leader does a long, drawn out prayer while accompanied by shcmoozic (see definition of schmoozic).

Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.

Lol! That Fornian is going full mood prayer.

Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?

Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!

Bethel churches always do mood prayers.

(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)

by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian October 16, 2020

Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."

Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.

by nolandc October 2, 2019