NEd

A name that means they have a big penis that is the size of a Croissant and they sleep like a baby.ned could be nicknamed ted

NEd has a croissant sized penis.

by Fuckyayayaya June 20, 2018

Ned

A Ned will change the world in a positive way.

He’s born a Ned

by -iiqhbqb November 22, 2021

filthy ned

the act of having relations with a girl and her mother in the same night

Did you see darragh done a filthy ned

by redsauce77 April 24, 2023

Ned

A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.

"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"

"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.

by yeetmeplease May 25, 2018

Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.

"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"

by LazyPatti April 26, 2023

Ned

Ned Leeds, CEO of Sex

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"

by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022

Big Dawg Ned

Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.

Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!

by John Wock August 21, 2022