Mop Riblem

When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

Bro I be mop riblem so hard in the streets of lakeside.

by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021

vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.

Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "

by mtaybar October 15, 2015

Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.

Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!

by Galfinkus October 25, 2010

april mop

April mop is another word for defining April Fools day. Widely used in the hood

April mop you sucker

by Doctor Michael April 1, 2020

Spin Mop

The Female version of a Fidget Spinner

My Wife enjoys her new Spin Mop, now she can relieve stress AND keep my floors clean

by ELCHEEZE October 4, 2018

trot mopping

When a girl is walking down the street and asks every guy to have sex with her aka trot mopping

Look there's that slut trot mopping down the street again.

by Spice Killa July 14, 2016

Fuck the Mop

A way to express disbelief or amazement in response to an event or statement.

Gosh!

No way! Really?

"!!!? Fuck the mop, woman/man/name of person."

by tsophi March 22, 2021