The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019
by Hankboi December 20, 2017
The guy that is very touchy and grabby an ass all the time invades your privice will take a picture of you when you are sleeping likes to stand right next to you all the time never stops talking and will not shut the fuck up when you tell him to an ugly ass boy that looks like a potato/a bubble and he will not stop until he dies which no one will ever no when he is ready to die.
by Dante Smith March 16, 2018
A sweet,lovable guy you will fall for the first time you see him. He is cute,and all the girls are after him. He usually goes for abbie's,or tall brunettes. He is the kind of guy that will play with your hair hold your hand and not be afraid to kiss you in front of his friends. If you get a zach hold on to him.
by oklolpoklolpoklolpoklolp November 16, 2017
He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019
A kid who don't care about your feelings or you if you do him wrong he don't like fake people he stays low he only likes few he don't like people in school except few he can be cool but if u don't like him he don't care about what you think he stays to his self
Zach don't care about you.
by Stxckup November 28, 2017
Zach the gayest person I know but somehow has a girlfriend. Gets extremely butthurt when you spell his name with a h. He's a sweat on the dumbest subjects school but is a dumbass he doesn't do math. Zach is a faggot constantly touches boys and talks about seggs. is a loser weeb who watches anime but not ripped so cant defend himself for being a weeb. Zach is also on edge of being a e boy as he's a skater kid that wears chains from Bunnings on his jeans and when he wears shorts you wanna die.
Zach touched me again
by dghmjhk,.mkhggdfsfghjk,jhgfdsd February 24, 2022