"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
by Kaorivec October 16, 2022
its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022
by 🤦🏾♂️🔫😍 October 10, 2022
Smart, confident,independent, cocky, woman who has a opinoun/answer/remark in response to another's attitude or another's choice of words that might come across the wrong way to someone when speaking the truth about their behavior. The Wise Bitch doesn't give a shit what that person's opinion or feeling to her response is bc she's just speaking the truth of the matter.
Steven says " Katrina why didn't you turn the damn air conditioning on can't you feel that its hot as hell in here?" Katrina says " No I can't tell it's hot in here I thought it was winter time...of course I know it's hot as hell but I wanted you to feel what it's like to burn in hell with the rest of the assholes." Truth be told thats how that WISE BITCH is feeling at that moment.
by WiseBitch1 June 26, 2020
by BangerbroXD June 10, 2022
Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
by Fungal Crustacean July 15, 2021
<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025