Huge Wiener

A huge cock that may or may not rip a vagina apart

Damn thats a huge wiener you've got there

by MilfSlayer69420 June 19, 2018

Wiener toss

Your guy friend cuts off his wiener and throws it, aiming to land it right in your bussay or butthole

“Last night I played wiener toss with Jessica”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.

Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 3, 2014

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011

Wide Wiener

When you get a girthy wiener dog that is really horny for anyone that looks like Frodo from The Lord of the Rings.

My Wide Wiener named Owen is so fucking horny bro! I lost him for days after he ran off to New Zealand looking for Frodo, I should've never shown him Frodo's Thick Wiener

by Widest Wiener March 16, 2023

Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014