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Keiffer Wallace

A largely decorated Scottish man who is an expert in boxercise. Prances like a poodle, stings like a flea. Women can normally fear his limbs, but his 5th appendage isn’t as scary. It’s basically an engorged clitoris.
I hope your a grower not a show-er, its looking a bit Keiffer Wallace right now babe; You could tell he had a Keiffer Wallace and was overcompensating.
by MadMacca August 7, 2021
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Michaela Wallace

An Adorable, smart, shy, loving, careless girl <3 She will always be

there for you when your at your worst. She will be there for you

forever, Great kisser, Will love you forever. she is shy as hell but

she's out-going around you. she will be accepting to you no

matter what (Unless its stupid as hell) and she will guide you

through the rough times. Michaela is truly a diamond in the rough.
Person one: Do you know who that girl is?
Person two: Oh the shy one? Yeah That's Michaela Wallace.
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Robbie Wallace

A cool awesome guy who is awesome and sweet. The type of guy you want to be like. Takes the time of day to listen and care about you. He is the coolest and most awesome guy to ever exist!!!!! If you are with a Robbie Wallace you should keep him around.
1: DANGGG that guy is cool

2: Of course he is! He’s a Robbie Wallace
by ilikegravityfalls09 November 23, 2021
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Wallace

Sexy as fk, he got a super humongous penis which can fits in ur mouth perfectly.
Wallace the god. Oh yeah Wallace is in me.
by Wallace the God November 23, 2021
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Wallace's Razor

Never attribute to a conspiracy what could be attributed to inefficient bureaucracy. Conspiracy theories are generally fueled by people trying to make sense of the unexplained. People who have not been a part of really large organizations overestimate the level of internal coordination that actually happens. Generally, they are too slow moving to accmplish big complex things quickly and quietly. This mostly applies to "Enemy Above" type conspiracies. In short, the government or other large organizations is rarely competent enough to pull of a large conspiracy, and almost definitely could not keep it a secret - it probably just moves slow.

Related to Hanlon's razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity), but more focused on whether conspiracy theories are true. It was penned by Jamie Wallace (@jamiemw) in 2023 to after 20+ years of working in large organizations.
Wallace's Razor would explain why Pearl Harbor happened, the bureaucracy of the Navy prevented signals intel from getting to the right sources in time, it wasn't that FDR just wanted an excuse for war.
by Razor Author March 31, 2023
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Judy Wallace

She’s about to Judy Wallace her ass.

I can believe that lady is carrying 30 pickup trucks while in one hand a baby on her hip and a phone in the other, so Judy Wallace.
by BubblegumBOY April 1, 2023
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