Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

Winter Cat

A person that can either be a manchild or a assfaggot

"That guy in Steam Chat the other day was being a total Winter Cat

by monsterlover69 December 26, 2014

Winter Grass

Winter Grass is when a woman stops shaving during the colder months. Then resumes proper shaving habits during the warmer months.

Hey Michelle just because it's winter doesn't mean you have to let the winter grass grow.

by Oliver Ripley October 6, 2016

Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.

Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!

by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019

Jade winters

A very special girl who is always genuine and nice to everyone. She is picky with the boys she talks to. Jade always wants to have fun and should let Logan have a chance hah

Jade Winters is hot

by Davynarce November 11, 2019

The Wet Winter

When a guy ejaculates onto a table, sprinkles cocaine over it and then the girl snorts it.

You know how I love cock and coke? Let’s do the wet winter!

by Thesben March 13, 2020

Winter Forest

When some or all of one's pubic hair has turned white and/or gray.

When Fred went in for his urologist appointment his urologist exclaimed upon seeing him pantless: " Damn man your starting to get a winter forest!"

by Zil025 June 6, 2020