wiener stink

Cottage cheese looking wiener

When you haven't had a bath in a week you get the wiener stink

by Wiener stink August 23, 2016

wiener mom

A funny term to call your mother if she is being annoying haha

Hey mom, you're a wiener mom

by Premistic May 6, 2021

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

Wiener Smile

placing ones penis across the mouth of another person.

I took a picture of Jeff sleeping while I gave him a wiener smile

by Steelers019 March 26, 2011

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011

Wide Wiener

When you get a girthy wiener dog that is really horny for anyone that looks like Frodo from The Lord of the Rings.

My Wide Wiener named Owen is so fucking horny bro! I lost him for days after he ran off to New Zealand looking for Frodo, I should've never shown him Frodo's Thick Wiener

by Widest Wiener March 16, 2023

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014