Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.
by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM March 17, 2011
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wannabe baraco

People who live outside of Louisdale, Nova Scotia (in front or behind the mall) that mock Baracos but they secretly want to be one. (Some have even been known to move there...even if it’s temporarily)
Those wannabe Baracos make jokes but we know the truth.
by 226alltheway December 28, 2020
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Ebona-Wannabe

A white suburban male and/or female who insists on acting like black "Ghetto" youth donning the stereotypical clothing( i.e. sideways baseball cap,Pants falling down to reveal their boxers ) and the all too common "Black-Cent". Also, referring to each other as "Nigga" and/or "Dawg" even though if they were in a real Ghetto, they would get pummeled beyond recognition. Female Ebona-Wannabe's are usually overweight and/or homely white women who dress like "Hoodrats" by wearing excessive makeup and jewelry, wearing a "Weave" in their hair usually consisting of braids and/or cornrows. Unlike the male Ebona-Wannabe, the female will often don a Hispanic accent to seem more "Puerto Rican" without actually knowing how to speak Spanish. Verrrrry nauseating behavior!!!! See "Wigger".
Bro, don't you hate when these kids try to act all "Ghetto?"
Yes, and the "PC" term is Ebona-wannabe....
by QbanThunder March 06, 2011
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Wannabe Badass

A stereotypical group of people in modern society who try to act tough. These types of people often think they're ''gangster'' or ''street kids'', when they were actually raised by parents, go to a school of well learning and get everything handed to them. They're often bullies and act obnoxious, as well as pick on the weak. While these people try so hard to act badass (in which they aren't), they're actually the types that a badass would stand up to and tell them to get a life. Because these people dont dig what a Badass is. A badass does not bully the weak, or act loud, or try to follow the path of a gangster, at all. These people are the opposite of what they're trying to be, Badass.
Wannabe Badass: Now i'm going to prove how badass i am, by starting a fight with a kungfu fighter.

(Approaches a Badass Kungfu fighter)

Wannabe Badass: Hey you faggot! I'm a gangster, man, come on, man, you wanna fight with me, huh, huh, you wanna fight?

Badass: You're not a gangster. You go to school and have never been in a gang. And no i don't want to fight you, i don't fight the weak.

Wannabe Badass: I'm not weak man! Fuck you, man! I go to fitness every saturday, man! You're the one who's weak, man! Come on, you wanna fight me or not?
Badass: Are you retarded? I just told you, i dont want to fight you. And going to fitness only on saturday will not make you stronger.

Wannabe Badass: OK, that's it, i'm gonna fuck you up
Badass: (Punches Wannabe Gangster down on the ground with one fist)
Wannabe Badass: (Whines like a girl) Aaaaawww. F-Fuck you. Aaaahaaaw. Stop, stop, OK, i admit, i'm a pussy, just don't hit me anymooooore (moans)
Badass: Didn't I say i didn't want to fight you? Now dont ever do that again.
by CollectorofSouls January 25, 2015
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Wannabe Lesbian

A girl who will cut her hair off, dress like a guy, and become absorbed in the act of being a tryhard. It is very rare but if they get a girl to like them they will normally tell them off yet lead them on.She emphasises all of the time how much she like girls
by FireyVulpix08 December 13, 2018
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wannabe local

A local who doesn’t think they’re a local. They use old stan twitter memes and beat them to absolute death. They usually Stan Shane Dawson, Jeffree Star, James Charles, and other various aggravating unfunny youtubers. They can still be found in Raini Rodriguez’s comment section saying things like “omg you snapped, skinny queen. Spill the tea shishtar. Lit rally speechless”
That wannabe local won’t stop saying ‘and I- oop
by naomiluna November 28, 2019
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Wannabe Asian

In other words, a weeaboo
by SrSleepy August 07, 2018
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