Vitamin J

Junk food.

I originally heard this term in reference to a candy cane and thought the term referred to the J shape of the cane.

As the boy dumped out his Christmas stocking, he crowed "Oh, boy -- Vitamin J!"

by Sylvia's Daddy December 26, 2007

Vitamin stank stank

Typically used by males, it refers to what daily supplement the fairer sex has taken to get the look she has. Used in referring to a woman that looks unkempt, dirty, and does not take care of herself. May also be used to refer to a woman that's overly promiscious.

Jeff: Take a look at the girl over there, I wonder if I got a shot.
Dave: Judging from the fact that she's got scabs on her knees and dresses like a tramp, I'm sure you do, she looks like she takes a daily dose of " Vitamin stank stank".

by Jade Foxx March 7, 2009

weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

by El Guapo April 14, 2004

vitamins J & D

slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey

He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D

by Sam October 14, 2003

Vitamin Water Prostitute

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.

Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!

by JessiccaZombies August 14, 2007

weight smart vitamin

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

Gave him a vitamin shot.

blow job, bj.

She (He) gave him a vitamin shot.

by rpithma September 9, 2011