Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

The Catholic feast day of St. Valentine: Patron saint of young people, happy marriages, love, lovers, bee keepers, fainting, travellers, plague, epilepsy, and affianced couples.
Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.
Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day in honor of St. Valentine and his feast day!
St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!
St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!
by Evangelist February 14, 2015

by Midday August 28, 2021

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
