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Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.
Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do
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Valentine's day

The Catholic feast day of St. Valentine: Patron saint of young people, happy marriages, love, lovers, bee keepers, fainting, travellers, plague, epilepsy, and affianced couples.
Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.
Let's celebrate Valentine's Day in honor of St. Valentine and his feast day!

St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!
by Evangelist February 14, 2015
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Valentine's Day

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(
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Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015
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Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021
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Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.
What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
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