ur mum

the insult that has one weakness which as known as no u
and a inssult thats better ur dad lesbian

no u is ur mum's weakness

by VoidVortex November 24, 2022

ur mum

someone that I have sexual intercourse with

hey what are you doing?

UR MUM

by Icuminurmum January 27, 2022

Ur mum

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum

Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum

by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020

ur mum

joke

Shut up!
"Your mum"

by asjjsajsjjxjppshpjoi August 3, 2023

ur mum

gay

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*

by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

ur mum

someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch

me: i CBTed ur mum

by Daddy Bidd May 3, 2021