I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.
by OGcandypants April 30, 2011
by Eloshia July 18, 2017
by Minty fuckery March 12, 2020
Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.
I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…
by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024
When you give a urine sample offer this as a specialty; spin the rim of the sample cup in your bleeding vagina, next dip rim in tajin, following - fill the cup with your urine. Serve with the cap underneath.
by Bigteenus March 19, 2021
by Shabongoman111 November 17, 2016
When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
by ManJuice98 August 27, 2015