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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024
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i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
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Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.
Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.
by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023
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an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous
You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.
by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020
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shove a snowball up their ass

I decided to shove a snowball up their ass
by BrinMacen January 26, 2021
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Rats up my ass

Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.

The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 6, 2022
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