an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020

fry up my ass

a guy who is addicted to kfc but eats to much taco bell and likes to hand out fry's and cock

Alissa: can I have a fry
fry up my ass: sure pull it out my ass and eat some cock

by eat my add boiiiiii January 13, 2020

Up the ass

When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults

I don't want it up the ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Sucking up your ass

Leanne's silly invention

Leanne: What's the phrase for teachers pet? Is it 'sucking up your ass?'
Joshua: That's the dumbest thing I think you've ever said

by joshyyyyyyy8 August 25, 2022

up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021

dick up the ass

when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm

john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie

by cheemsit May 15, 2021

Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.

Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.

by dickey6969 June 17, 2018