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Canadian tuxedo

Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.
John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain
by Docksee January 17, 2024
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Tasmanian Tuxedo

A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.
by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022
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Tuxedo Pig

Cool pig (even cooler in a tuxedo)
hey look its a pig in a tuxedo (a tuxedo pig) must know lots of penguins
by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022
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Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
by Professor Tunnycliff July 1, 2014
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new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
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The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011
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Tuxedo Mask

Popular MC from the franchiseSailor Moon. He is canonically FRUITY.
*throws a rose* I’m not GAY. I just don’t like to see girls fighting over me all the time😤
-Tuxedo Mask
by anonymous September 18, 2022
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