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Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper
Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma
by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011
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Atheist Trauma Syndrome

Atheist Trauma Syndrome, also shortened as ATS, is the name of a mental condition provoked due to massive hardline (new) atheist information and due to things that (new) atheists and atheist zealots often say on the Internet, one of the most common traits of this syndrome is that when an individual struggles with leaving atheism or a set of atheist beliefs or information that has led to them become atheist or think that atheism is right about religion and spirituality, it often have the same symptoms of religious trauma syndrome, but being about atheism, mostly about new atheism, militant atheist, atheist fundamentalism and scientism.
Atheist Trauma Syndrome is actually a thing, but sadly there's not a lot of studies about that and only few people actually study about such syndrome, it's mostly common between ex-atheists and people who used to watch atheist YouTube channels, read atheist sites and blogs and follow atheist accounts on social media.
by Dumugian November 7, 2021
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trauma dump

when some asshole dumps a bunch of their past trauma on you. especially when it’s unexpected or at inappropriate timing.
“milo just texted me this whole trauma dump for sympathy
“no way dude trauma dumpers are the worst
by thatgirlthatlikesgirls June 6, 2021
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Tranarchosauras Rex

Noun. {tran - ark - O - sore - us - rex}.

A mythological creature. a giant carnivorous reptilian with a taste for insurrectionary anarchism, undergoing spiritual and sexual metamorphosis.

etiology- derived from:

- Tyrannosaurus Rex (a non-avian dinosaur in the theropod genus, lived in the Cretaceous Period.)
- trans-sexuality and transgender ("Of, relating to, or designating a person whose identity does not conform unambiguously to conventional notions of male or female gender roles, but combines or moves between these." wikipedia)
- Anarchism (a political philosophy, and accompanying lifestyle, that views the state and other hierarchical social structures as unnecessary and harmful.)

This monster bears resemblance to an ordinary T. Rex but is notably different in it's reluctance to play along with heteronormativity and it's violent distaste for hierarchical structures (such as the state). The Tranarchosauras Rex is thought to be extinct, although there have been a handful of individuals claiming to have seen one amidst mass protests in Iran, Greece and The United States. This animal is reported to survive on a diet of business executives, politicians and law enforcement officers.
As they were gathering gluten-free vegan treats in the forest, one cave-person stopped dead in their tracks and quietly pointed out a large dinosaur to their hunter-gatherer comrade... "LOOK! it's a goddamned T-Rex! we better run for our lives!"

The other cave-person looked quickly, after a few moments of observation, they chuckled, and informed their comrade, "Oh wow, you had me for a second! that isn't a T-Rex, that is a Tranarchosauras Rex... they're friendly, they only eat cops!"
by The Caped Crusader! March 8, 2010
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Trauma bond

Bonding over similar traumatic experiences shared while together or alone
The horrible things that we have experienced have caused us to trauma bond.
by Joewolfe August 21, 2020
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Traumaligno

Broken down, the entwined words: Trauma (-in a nutshell, something that has become unforgetable) and Maligno (-Filipino for haunting mythical nightstalkers) were brought together to capture a richer term for recall or memory. Traumaligno conotes an entity that caused condensed joy or sorrow that it becomes embedded in memory to the extent that it haunts its perceiver.
His fatal loss of Laura led to utter traumaligno.
by A.R. John Galt March 6, 2008
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trainal

A Long line Of People Giving anal and moving at the same time
by KDCNirvana09 January 31, 2009
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