Tori the Cannibal

Tori. The. Cannibal. If you're smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. She will come after you, and you will die. There's no other explanation to it. And believe me, you better pray she doesn't victimize you. A few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. And if you don't believe me, just ask Rob....her newest bitch.

Tori the Cannibal can and will eat you all.

by Survivor#49 February 25, 2011

Tori anthony

Nasty, trash of neshaminy loves drama and other peoples boyfriends

Im tori anthony my pussy rated e for everyone

by Hahahahuthoughthoe December 6, 2017

Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

ma tori

noun; bestest friend, 80's hair, reincarnation of michael jackson. THE BEST

THE CHARLIE: Does it quack? no its a chicken. ma tori?

by THE CHARLIE April 1, 2009

Tori Spelling

American actress most "famous" for her role in Beverly Hills, 90210, which she only got because her father is an extremely powerful television producer. She does not appear in any roles anymore and does nothing of significance, however she still manages to stay in the tabloids because of the influence her father had. The magazines comment on her attractiveness, yet it is somewhat of a paradox because no real person actually thinks that.

"Have you ever heard of Tori Spelling?"
"Yeah, she's pretty ugly. What's she famous for again?"
"I don't know. I guess she's famous... for being famous... I guess..."

by John P. Cougar June 10, 2008

tori-lynn

Tori is a badass girl on the inside. But on the outside she is sweet as she can be . Most guys like her at her school. If Tori-Lynn likes you you’re the most luckiest guy . But don’t screw it up because it’ll be like a living hell not being able to talk to her . She also has a nice body and a beautiful smile .

Dude did you see Tori-Lynn with that guy yesterday. Man he’s pretty lucky

by Tori-Lynn April 9, 2018

Tory lies

In fact, incorrect speech. One example of a 'tautology', such as an 'arid desert', 'reverting back' or 'stupid politician'. The opposite of a tautology is an 'oxymoron' - for examples of this please see 'New Labour's kept promises', and 'sports personality of the year'.

by Simon Heffer October 28, 2003