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Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!
by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022
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Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick
It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face
by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021
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Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt
Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.
by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015
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Mitt Cheerful

A person who has a lot of exaggerated swagger. He has a super cool YouTube channel full of super cool videos. He is definitely NOT a fucking virgin and he does NOT have a receding hairline at the age of 18.
Person 1: Do you know who Mitt Cheerful is?
Person 2: Yeah! He's so cool! I heard he doesn't have a receding hairline.
by Mitt Cheerful January 29, 2021
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both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.
He banged her in both mitts.
by slette July 20, 2017
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slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.
Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL
by Robbie Robinson January 25, 2010
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Dirt Mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010
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