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tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring
You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.
by Neil February 17, 2004
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After Tea Merchant

Lads: hen? Are you coming online?
Hen: after my tea
Lads: hen you’re such an “after tea merchant
by Geezer62364 January 11, 2021
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Merchant One Hundred

A term for money and resources lost in the failed colonies in early America, particuparly life casualties, causing the stock holders to merge with successful ones. Any collateral damage to invested money, public health, including the environment, by risky ventures by corporations that don't have successful foresight in the initial stages of a project.
There's always a risk in the business of making easy cash, so plan for the expectation of the initial merchant one hundred .
by DagmarDiPotino September 21, 2018
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Bell merchant

Someone who deals in bell ends a lot
by David Byrne December 4, 2005
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Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.
After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.
by richfuel December 19, 2019
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Feather merchant

A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)
by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010
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feather merchant

a retarded person that is also a homosexual and is extremely ugly and fat.
by im awesome beyond everything January 18, 2010
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