There is said to only be one ever to have existed.
And it's name is frej.
There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia
And it's name is frej.
There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia
by Frej's friend the tree grower February 25, 2019
Get the LumberJackmug. While a woman is tounging/licking your balls, you lift your cock up. While she continues to suck your balls, shout ''TIMBER!!!'' as you simultaneously let go of your cock and hit her in the face and forehead with your cock. Asians will have a harder time accomplishing this, and may have to shout ''TWIG!!'' or ''STUMP!!!'' instead.
Last night I gave Lisa a Lumberjack when she was licking my balls. She STILL has a red mark on her forehead from my cock!!
by Burt Hymen & the Fallopian Two September 28, 2011
Get the Lumberjackmug. "Lets lumberjack this bitch."
by popov boner March 10, 2008
Get the Lumberjackmug. by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
Get the Canadian lumberjackmug. When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
Get the Three-Minute LumberJackmug. The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion
Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though
by Pxstie January 11, 2020
Get the Lumberjackingmug. Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.
" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"
"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
by That one hoe July 4, 2016
Get the lumberjack jeffmug.