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elephant foot

The fatter cousin of the camel toe. The pussy area of a fat chick. Commonly seen at Walmarts around the country, and can be an extension of the FUPA.
That chick was so fat her camel toe turned into an elephant foot.
by The real Harry T Bagger October 20, 2013
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War Elephant

War elephants are beasts trained for close combat in Ancient times. They could be a menace to enemy cavalries, trampling soldiers and spooking horses. However they could be scared off by excruciating pain and flaming pigs. Lord of the Rings and Primal are movies/shows that show war elephants.
Man those war elephants in lord of the rings were cool
Yeah! The ones in Primal were rad aswell
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Elephant Throttling

When you hook up with a land whale and you go full ham into her asshole.
Last night I went elephant throttling with Betty from fat camp, shit's honestly lit!
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danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.
I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.
by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019
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Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.
My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.
by connorology March 21, 2017
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march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.
Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!
by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015
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Pink Elephant

When you draw a cartoon pink elephant on a sheet of paper but leave a hole where the trunk should be, then stick your penis through the hole, take a picture in a mirror, and send it to your friends as a joke.
Dusty pulled the old Pink Elephant on his friends.
by Meat Shower February 17, 2020
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