Xander

an individual who is not motivated with little to no desirable qualities for either a mate or employers. Yet have a strong sense of entitlement and delusions of grandeur.

The Xander students refuses to study and expects to receive a good result.

by Xander Matthew Chan Le Jun July 21, 2024

Xander Taylor

Loves diddy partys and large meat in there mouth, The enjoy it in the butt and are super homosexual! there also built like a garden gnome if it hads aids.

Your gay? Like xander taylor?

by Diddy122 March 24, 2025

Xander Hayes

Sussy Baka

“Xander Hayes is such a sussy baka”
“I know”

by SuperNugget July 28, 2021

Xander

The gayest, stupidest and pull many girls. Bad boy!! Stay away from Xander!! Dated(liked,crush) 5 girls a month.

Xander is a Badboy

by Dghp_noteggplant July 24, 2024

Xander

He’s Greek and likes taking a load from his dog.

Xander Is retarted

by anonymous April 9, 2022

Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑

AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh

by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020

Xander!

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.

A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.

Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!

Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?

Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!

by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020