Whale Hunter

A Whale Hunter is a sales person that go primarily after whales.

(Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.

by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010

Whale-of-a-time

When your just having so much fun.

I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.

by WhaleGirl April 19, 2021

Whale's Vagina

Nickname for the city of San Diego.

From: Anchorman

The Pats are about to blow out the Whale's Vagina Chargers.

by PatsFan January 11, 2007

whale of a friend

an exceedingly kind, generous, caring, understanding and generally fantastic friend.

you're a whale of a friend.
great. so are you.

by potato - boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew April 3, 2007

Whale Slit

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.

Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.

by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008

Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.

Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"

by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011