A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
Get the Fixing the koi pondmug. by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014
Get the pond penguinmug. A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.
"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"
by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 6, 2024
Get the big fish small pondmug. by anonymous April 12, 2021
Get the drawer in a pondmug. by cockthrob May 23, 2024
Get the Jorkle Pondmug. When you take a dump in your pond during a barbecue because it’s closer than the toilet. Or when you get ash on your Sausage during a barbecue so you give it a rinse in your pond.
by Brett matthewson September 19, 2020
Get the pond sausagemug. A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 8, 2022
Get the pike through a trout pondmug.