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Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship
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Kevin has a way bigger dick than a person named noah. He is also way better at sports
“Damn, Kevin’s dick is bigger than Noah
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The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.
FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.
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Damn it, Kevin. This is the second time you ate my lunch.
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The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin
Kevin loves cum.
by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018
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This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.
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