Jordan

BIG DICK NIGGA ONG NO CAP I SEENT DAT SHIT

DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM

by EDP45 September 29, 2022

Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.

Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Jordan

If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)

1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.

by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020

Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!

“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”

by Brooklyn;))) April 6, 2019

Jordan

An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.

Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan

by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016

Jordan

Jordan is one of the most handsome boy ever. He is very strong if you mess with his loved ones he will beat you up. He also has blue eyes with dirty blond hair. He is also very funny. He will take your breath away. You cant leave your eyes off of him.

girl 1: do see that boy over there
girl 2: ya, hes soooo hot
girl 1: he must be a Jordan
*Jordan walks up*
Jordan: hi girls my nme is Jordan

by brownie 2 December 12, 2017

jordan

jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.

1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"

2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"

3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."

by castlering May 25, 2019