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Jordan

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run
by eijia May 10, 2019
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Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.
Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
by tacoboutit July 2, 2017
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Jordan

A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.
Jordan is a dumbass
by Frank McCain April 29, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
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Jordan

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life
by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020
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The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!
Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**
by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021
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Jordan

an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”
by Brooklyn;))) April 6, 2019
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