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Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
by PeterPancake December 6, 2023
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Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023
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Clinton, Iowa

We all have aids and drugs. Come join us!
by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020
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Iowa

These iowa.
by Akonic February 4, 2020
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Iowa

Aka Idaho, used when you want to keep amazing places in the potato land hush hush.
Fucking rad pow day in Iowa today!
by Wittyruss February 4, 2020
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Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
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clive iowa

clive is the most rad most awesome where all da crips r at and dey just chill
yo crip when we goin to clive iowa to just chill with da homies and crips
by DaveH06 May 23, 2020
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