Invisible

Your dad.

-Hey Timmy what does your dad do for a living?

Timmy: Oh, he likes to cosplay as John Cena in his freetime... meaning all of the time.

-Wow Timmy! Your dad can become invisible?!

Timmy: yeah something like that...

by Kanye's left testicle May 3, 2023

Invisible

When a nigga so ugly you cant see them

Nigga1: Damn the school emty my man

Nigga2: Nah b them niggas just so ugly they invisible

by Xdfuckmyass June 5, 2018

Invisible

Your father

Your dad is invisible! L BOZO

by Bhkshgyjagukabkj.auk September 12, 2022

INVISIBLE TOUCH

The invisible touch is the basic concept of the philosophy of Alexis karpouzos

When you look deeply into yourself you may be able to see that there is, in this moment, a quality of aliveness that is animating you that is not philosophical and is not abstract. It's independent of what you think about it, what you believe about it and what you feel about it. It's always there! it is animating your breath, It is coursing the spirit, it is what makes it possible for you to think and speak and see and hear. This is the Invisible Touch.

by Cosmic spirit November 25, 2022

invisible race

When you're your race, but you dont look like your race. Claim you're black and you're actually black.. but you look white as hell. That's how you have an invisible race is when you are your race but you don't look like your race because it's invisible as people see it.

Hey I'm white... but I look like i'm asian folk. What features that are "european" make me look asian? invisible race?

Black kid: I'm black
Black kid 2: you're black but you look white as hell.
White folk: I'm white!
White folk 2: You look Asian.. is there some generation in your "white" family that has asian roots?
White folk: I don't have no asian roots.. it's invisible race bullshit racist

fuck mother nature has with creating humans..

That woman from Korea Jaeyeng is full Korean but she looks kind of white, with natural black hair unlike many natural hair colors European people have. Does that girl have invisible race syndrome?

by Factomatics October 8, 2022

Invisible Steve

A really cool guy who will never have a finished biography.

"Hey have you finished writing Invisible Steve"
"Who are you?"

by Vamrule101 October 20, 2022

Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.

The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.

by nolabusch January 13, 2022