by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017
Get the burrito guidomug. A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.
HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!
by The Muffin Man2312313 September 22, 2008
Get the Guido Pumpmug. the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010
Get the guido stachemug. A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.
This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.
This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.
by Panada Express March 22, 2010
Get the Chin-Guidomug. In other words Mr. Man, nobody can come close to the awesomeness! Best, Better, Even fucking better, Guido Werner OOO YEAH
by GWADAMN March 6, 2010
Get the Guido Wernermug. A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal
Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"
Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."
Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."
Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"
by mjb15 January 23, 2011
Get the The Guido Dietmug. 1.One whose family is descended from Puerto Rico (Bronx) and Italy (Jersey Shores)
2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido
3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!
2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido
3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!
Omg girl! look at that girl Ellie! she is such a Guido Rican!
Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!
Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!
Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!
Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!
by Zketch87 June 3, 2010
Get the Guido Ricanmug.