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Heat seeking womb ferret

I’m gona pump her with my heat seeking womb ferret
by BigAl78 June 15, 2022
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Shit ferret

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.
by casey73 October 9, 2014
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fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned
I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy
by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020
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Ferret

Definition for Draco Malfoy. The little bouncing ferret 👱 ♂️
Person 1: Hey, look a ferret
Person 2: wow cool
You/Me : No,thats Draco the bouncing ferret
by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019
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toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
mugGet the toilet ferretmug.

Fairhaven ferrets

A group of retarded fotball playrs who plaey for fairhaven, thei have enuf skills to rivael the seatle seahawks, and they DEFINETLY do NOT cheet. they also have shapes on their jerseys and half of them are in weel chairs even their line backer
by no dick nate June 4, 2018
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Ferret

by nice.nice November 28, 2020
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