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burnt unicorn

Burnt unicorn is the smell of your fart when you've been holding it in all day. You've been at school or work all day and you can't fart. You get off the bus and walk to your house and as soon as you get inside you let it rip and all you smell is burnt unicorn.
"Holy crap that fart sure smelled like burnt unicorn"
by Lary Mirmingham November 21, 2016
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Burnt Pancakes

A woman's large dark areolas. Often accentuated during pregnancy but not required
I loved seeing Nicki Minaj's burnt pancakes during her concert nip slip.
by Shaggy_and_Daphne August 24, 2022
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Burnt Stupid

An adult beverage made thusly:

Ingredients:
Box of wine
sugar cone
151 rum

Directions:
Heat box of wine.
Place grilling grate on top of pot, and place sugar cone on it.
Pour 151 rum over the sugar and light on fire.

Drink warm.
It smells like.... Burnt Stupid!!!!
by The Original Dave October 7, 2008
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Burnt to a crisp

When a subject gets insulted so hard that all the dignity in his body gets burnt to a crisp
Hah!, You just got burnt to a crisp
by WhatisJoblessFat February 3, 2021
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Burnt Hamburgers

A person from the wrong state with a vagina that looks similar it a McDonalds hamburger that has been left cooking for a little to long
by 7263783628 June 12, 2018
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skee-burnt

The word for the sound of flagalents.
Tim thought Alisha was beautiful, but Patrick thought she was skee-burnt.
by Diddle13 September 14, 2007
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Burnt Pancake

The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's reactum and settles onto a mattress. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod, that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. The faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress resembling a burnt pancake as it dries.
His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress
by Baz L September 9, 2022
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