Blender-Heart

When you’re heartbroken to the point it feels like your ex put your heart in a blender.

He just dumped me outta nowhere, my poor Blender-Heart will never heal.

by 🌸✌🏼Penny-Lane🌸 October 16, 2020

Blender

Blender: A person that does not stand out. The person dress and act’s like the social standards require. He or She is not the type of people to do anything Spontaneous to change their looks.

“You’re such a blender Megan”

by Zelius August 8, 2019

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022

Blender on

One's blender is not off.

Oh shit, I left my blender on!

by BlenderRunner July 19, 2015

Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".

We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.

by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023

Polystyrene sex blender

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).

I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender

by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023