Blobbing

When two men press their scrotums together after - akin to scissoring for lesbians.

After blowing all over his arse, Craig and i did a bit of blobbing to soak up the spunk.

by Jimmydeeeeee May 11, 2025

Blob fish

Ruby cartledge

Ruby cartledge is a blob fish

by Gritbin April 15, 2020

Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Blob On

When someone says something that is 100% correct

Roy Keane was Blob On when he said that Manchester United were crap.

by Ayresome Angel September 22, 2025

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019