Steve: yesterday I sent my girl a dick pic
Carl: what'd she say
Steve: she said my dick is Texas size
Carl: what'd she say
Steve: she said my dick is Texas size
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The biggest state that most people and especially kiddos believe in, not just for its slogan and jumbo versions of everything, but for how many geographers manipulate its size on maps.
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Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake
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