Angelas Tea Bag

When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.

OMG Becky, someone didn't flush the toilet and left a Angelas Tea Bag sitting there waiting for me.

by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019

Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

tea bag

A term to call British men who are considered 'dick wads'

Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!

by Lawen October 14, 2012

selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 3, 2022

bloody tea bags

Uncommonly a fetish and aphrodisiac, this is the act of collecting and sucking on frozen bloody tampons to get turned on.

When I was younger my sister dated a dude who collected and froze her dirty tampons in the freezer to suck on in order to get turned on when he was in the mood. This is what is known as "bloody tea bags."

by cleverr_ratter-tatter-runner May 3, 2019