furniture thunder

When your upstairs neighbors are rearranging their furniture at random times throughout the day, so it sounds like thunder. Sometimes people actually mistake furniture thunder, for real thunder itself.

Honey, is there a thunderstorm outside?

No, it's just furniture thunder from Eric upstairs.

by Medicus007 September 23, 2016

Thunder titties

Titties so spectacular you can almost hear thunder clap when you see them

Get a look at Alis thunder titties damn they were so perfect I heard a thunder clap from miles away

by Ted on rock April 24, 2017

Crotch Thunder

Slang for a queef. Short expulsion of trapped air in ones vagina.

She was really amazing in bed, however, I was really put off by the cacophony of crotch thunder towards the end.

by Patlanskyjake February 17, 2023

thunder douche

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard

Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.

by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009

In the thunder and rain

Your in the thunder and rain while starring into my eyes

“In the thunder and rain
You stare into my eyes” In the Thunder and rain come from a song by Janet Jackson “Any Time, Any Place” you might see it on TikTok

by DailDylan August 22, 2021

Salad Thunder

An ass team in Polk County, FL

A shit team in football.

John- "did you see the football game at Lake Region last night"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"

by saladcock September 6, 2019

Thunder Bowling

Indeed - not to be confused with weather phenomenon - The act of dropping a deuce accompanied by extreme flatulence.

Thunder bowling can cause quite a splash of precipitation as well, in addition to its characteristic, porcelain-amplified sound - remarkably similar to the call of an elk in distress.

Kevin: "Man, are you okay? Between the sound and the stench, you've got everyone nervous."

Jim: "Sorry. That bean burrito's got me thunder bowling. Let's get out of here before they see what a mess I've made."

by Soul Hoosier February 21, 2013