A simple-minded question about internet functions that are mechanically simple or require little to no technical prowess to accomplish.
Person 1: Noob question, how do I post in this forum?
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!
by Erk Gloom June 9, 2018

A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.
by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.
Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.
by iDazign January 25, 2018

by _somedoot_ September 19, 2018

by emily smitheriens October 23, 2020

(n.) A question intended to gauge the life expectancy of a relationship that vaguely insinuates wishes for its end.
Carrion Questions:
How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?
How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?
by Samson III October 17, 2006

A statement said in the form of a question.
For instance: "You're retarded" would be said like "You're retarded?".
For instance: "You're retarded" would be said like "You're retarded?".
Person 1: I was so surprised when I found out she was actually a guy.
Person 2: You're retarded? She had a beard, and a boner the whole time.
Question-Statement
Person 2: You're retarded? She had a beard, and a boner the whole time.
Question-Statement
by Phreddyddy October 14, 2008
