ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

Ranch Dance

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.

I had to do the Ranch Dance to not shit my pants.

by Nobody-important September 14, 2016

ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

Ranch Gang

A group of homosexual hooligan juvenile delinquents

Ranch gang has vandalized my residence!! Meddling children!!!!

by Ranch_Gang September 11, 2021

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018