A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.
Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.
by Giblets. July 23, 2018
Get the duck loafingmug. 1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver
2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
by Anthony Marty January 23, 2009
Get the Pony Loafmug. Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.
chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."
by TophsBoy February 3, 2010
Get the Toph It and Loaf Itmug. A cake of assorted nuts.
by Bill Richardson February 6, 2008
Get the Nut Loafmug. "I can remember when the "barracouda" sic (white un-sliced) loaf went rock hard when stale..."
"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."
"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."
"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."
"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."
by porges September 15, 2009
Get the barracuda loafmug. by Danyo February 19, 2003
Get the steam loafmug. by Peter June 1, 2006
Get the pinch a loafmug.