Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy
Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you
by user4242738981 November 21, 2023
Get the Houstonmug. by brandyteddy November 23, 2016
Get the peter houstonmug. You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, they're not agreeable that the Yankees should win a title every year, and that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug. The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.
by Cockulus Wankulus November 30, 2020
Get the The Houstonmug. An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
Get the Houston Staring Competitionmug. by That guy that is not cool June 24, 2011
Get the Houston Elliottmug. A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant
by That_random318 January 9, 2023
Get the Houston honeybeemug.