passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011

gang text

The act of multiple people sending identical text messages to an individual at the same time, usually to a homie in a mocking or taunting fashion.

Chris - "Yo I heard Mark is out tonight with da kids and wife at the carnival"

Age - "Snap!! he must be cranky, yo!"

Sweede - "Word, let's gang text him"

John - "Trudat, let's send 'Yo, score us a goldfish'"

Chris - "Chyeah, that's genuis"

by Mucks November 12, 2008

double texting

sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.

by my name is not tessa guys. June 27, 2011

asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014

Text Flashing

The act of sending a dick pic via text, with very little or no warning whatsoever.

Zachary was unable to snag a girl using conventional methods, so he attempted to do so by text flashing.

by Silly231 December 17, 2011

text storm

Continuously spamming a girl with lines of text, overwhelming her with information before she can respond to the first line of text.

As a result she will only be able to respond to 1 line of text, common mistake made by guys talking to girls.

jerjer:
hey baby what are you doing tonight?
u there babe?
hey guess waht i did in class today?
we had free pizza
lol there were 5 guys dancing on their desks while the pizza was being eaten

bbygrl87:
/overwhelmed by text storm
wow free pizza without me?

by bygbyggey & jerjer January 11, 2011

texting standoff

(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in

They were in a texting standoff and neither would give in and text the other first.

by geekintechnicolor August 31, 2011