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Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010
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spitefit

Spitefit: Crossfit fitness regimen motivated by pure spite.
When you date your crossfit trainer/coach, subsequently get dumped by him via text message, and in turn join the only competitors gym in the area within hours of text receipt to ensure your continued hotness while ensuring you're not benefiting said scumbag in the process, that is called spitefit.
by Sassypantswithavengance March 26, 2011
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spite-victory

The act of committing all of your efforts to stopping a particular rival from winning a competitive game/event once you realise you have no way of winning yourself.
Game of monopoly: 3 players left

"John you will give me all of your properties for only $500". "Yeh Jimmy sure, as long as you let me go around the board 3 times without having to pay rent". Cheeky smirk to the Bryn. John i'l give you $5000 for all of your properties and allow you not to pay rent on my properties for 3 turns. "Nah Bryn thats fine, i'm going to stick with Jimmy's deal".

As a result Bryn is quickly knocked out of the game, after which John immediately insults Bryn about how bad he is at the game, forfeits to Jimmy and enjoys the glory of his spite-victory.
by racistonarockingchair October 10, 2011
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Spiteflixing

Watching a show on netflix that you previously promised to watch with someone by yourself or with someone else because you're upset with said person
We had a bad break-up, so I spent the night spiteflixing Orange is the New Black.
by Xelu June 23, 2015
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Supivert

Say, your friend is such a supivert.
by Bumblingbadass December 28, 2017
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spitefire

a hero among hero's. The one who people named spitefire. Has one of the highest rank of the ''fire" world.
''OMG is that spitefire''

"Sorry fans gotta go"
by SsSsSsS02020 January 16, 2018
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