Steven

A dipshit who is obsessed with his girlfriend and won't dump her ugly ass. He also makes sped noises and plays baseball.

Guy 1- Dude get the fuck off your girl, like damn stop being a Steven.
Steven- I WILL NEVER!!!

by dr4g0n dud3 May 2, 2019

Steven

He is a retard he looks like a squirrel like to look at men he touches his so called friends stalks his friends the last person in his group to be a virgin is mainly ginger

Omg you are such a steven

by Bigplayr December 19, 2017

Steven

a weirdo who bothers his friends

that guy is a real steven

by wilman007 June 18, 2017

Steven

A person with a tiny tiny penis and like anal very much

Steven is gay

by Mr long dick October 25, 2019

Steven

REALLY REALLY GAY! MUST AVOID AT ALL COSTS OR YOU WILL GET THE GAY (AKA) THE STEVEN

He touches little boys. He scissors with Batman. He fucks cats and dogs even old people too. No one is safe from Steven. NOT EVEN YOU. HE KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP HE'S WATCHING YOU. Hey look at the window, "who are you?" "I'm Steven, and I'm watching you!" "Let me in your bedroom. Batman here too"

by Carl_from _accounting2 December 12, 2017

Steven

A total asshole.

Who? Steven? You mean that ass clown sitting over there picking his nose?

by CommunistAgent666 July 7, 2017

Steven

That one guy that looks cute and handsome but is secretly stealing your girl, he is rude and self centered, also another word for him is bitch.

That Steven guy is such a bitch

by Hunter881 July 24, 2017