Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009

starey

A name used to describe an annoying person at work. Commonly referred to as Mr Starey.

Starey is at it again

by mooycowy May 22, 2008

stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

by StaleBetty September 8, 2005

stale muffin

to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom

Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.

by Scottee Mac October 2, 2007

*stanley* ><>

Stanley is the nicest, funniest, most amazing guy to EVER walk this earth. He is the easiest person to talk to because there is never a dull moment because there is always something to say. Stanley is one of those people who sets goals and achieves them every time because he is so dedicated! He is so much fun and you cant help but find yourself falling in love with him all over again every single day <3 Stanley is the kindest guy you will ever meet because of his respect and the way he cares for others. If you were in a bad mood and then you started talking to him, you wouldn't be in a bad mood anymore because he can always cheer you up even when you feel your at your worst. He is so smart and can do anything and everything! He knows who he is and he stands out from the rest. He is the most unique and interesting guy you will ever meet!But the best thing about him is his faith in God and his amazing relationship with God! He lives his life to the fullest and does what is right. He is the most trustworthy person you'll ever know. Stanley is such a rare find because of his morals and his way of life. He's one of those guys that every girl prays they'll find, one of those guys that you never want to let go or ever let out of your sight. He will quickly become your favorite part of the day, your best friend, and your whole entire world. Most importantly he's one of those guys that you'll want by your side forever because you love him so much <3

whos that person spreading cream cheese all over his face?

oh that's just stanley! :D ;)

*stanley* ><>

by rachelK21 June 11, 2013

Staloy

To annoy, irritate, aggravate, frustrate, and or to complicate things. Anything that deals with the following. It is a word made up for all the words possible to make one feel angered or to maybe feel stale.

"Why do you insist on staloying the crap out of me?"

"Sometimes, you staloy me to the point of breaking."

"I am feeling a bit staloyed at the moment."

by Eclip13ticaL December 9, 2008

stale mail

Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.

Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.

Spunky: You send it to him?

Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.

by AgentMike April 29, 2009