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Scuttled

Me: New girl Jim?

Jim: Yeh mate.

Me: You scuttled her yet.

Jim: Oh yes ;)
by Sparky08 October 21, 2008
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text sputter

The inexplicable sending of texts or SMS messages in two to four-word fragments, exasperating the recipient. Someone who text-sputters usually sends instant messages on the Internet the same way, and fires off e-mails without salutations, sign-off, or even the quote feature. Indecipherable txtese thrown in for good measure is par for the course. Often can't be bothered with punctuation, and also favors writing in either all caps or all lower case. The kind of person who initiates first-time conversations with strangers with the word "and."
MICK: hey went to
tower records n
bought 3 CDs
2day thn I
pckd up dzn
rss 4
Rosalita then i

ROSALITA: This IS Rosalita. Can't wait for the flowers, but please consolidate the text sputter!

MICK: sorry I
didn't mean
to, will work
on
it
by SugarFreeSheila.com February 7, 2010
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scutter

a person who is scutty. doesnt wash and doesnt work. wears ill fitting clothes and talks really loudly.
look at that scutter. they are different to chavs because they dont even try to look godd in their own funny way. they just dont care at all. i want to die.
by spanksy February 27, 2005
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Skutt Farkas

A really unattractive person characterised by red hair and pale skin.
I believe that she is dating that scutt farkus.
by Ichero Tomioka November 7, 2003
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space shuttle door gunner

An internet blowhard, especially on internet gun or military forums, who like to dog others from the safety of theor anonymous keyboards.
That Jon3, he's such a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, posting definitions when he doesn't even really know what they mean.
by Gat Mc Slamster October 14, 2005
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Shutty

I term used when annoying children don't shut up.
You may reference them as "shuttys"
SPENCER! TELL SHUTTY TO SHUT UP!
by neemisgreat1995 June 14, 2011
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Space Shuttle

A type of Shit that has three stages like actual space shuttle first comes a violent out pour of fecal mater leading to the big one then ending in a nice slow one.
man i am sore after that space shuttle i just took.
by Rusty Shackleford45 September 1, 2009
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