monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

by no its not August 21, 2009

donut splitter

a gay person. doing another gay person, up his "donut hole"

"So.. what were you doing this weekend."

"Screwing my bf up the ass."

"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."

by Sarah, Tifffany, and Tyler November 15, 2009

Louisville splitter

Fecal matter that is so large in terms of length and thickness that it literally resembles the pieces of lumber crafted for professional baseball players.

Peter was exhausted after he crapped out a Louisville splitter after eating three tacos, a macho burrito, a quesadilla, and two churros from Del Taco.

by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015

shits and splatters

diarrhea in reference to the old game shoots and ladders

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"

by rvp December 28, 2008

log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009