sockmember

A metrosexual guy that likes to shag anything with a hole between its legs

Sockmember is trying to be like austin powers

by USMCGOD January 6, 2005

sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

scomments

A form of spam affecting web page comment boxes. Spammers send their messages automatically to websites that allow comments to be posted (often a blog) in the same way that "regular" spam is sent to private e-mail accounts.

leave a comment:
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...the above were scomments from a spammer

by Mike42 September 12, 2005

sococola

The mix of Southern Comfort and Coca Cola. Classic.

Glass of Coca Cola with shots of Southern Comfort creates sococola. Lime is always welcome.

by CRANEfamily November 12, 2011

sococo

(v.) to spoon with a co-worker with whom you are friendly, but not too friendly, so that there is no way the spooning will be anything but awkward and uncomfortable, especially the next time you see each other at work.

James and I had to sococo on that company camping trip because we were both unprepared for that cold snap; now we can't meet each others' eyes in the office.

by af;afa September 13, 2013

sociomediapath

A person who is addicted to social media.
This is generally characterized by repeated refresh of social network services like fb,insta, etc in hope of finding new updates.
The natural craving of human mind for something novel a key cause dragging a perfectly sane person into being a sociomediapath.

Why do you keep scrolling down your newfeed like you are a sociomediapath?

by ant007 April 17, 2016

Scome

A hobbit sized gnome looking Scottish sportsman with small man syndrome who cannot stop talking about himself. Every conversation that he buys into always becomes something about himself. He has done everything better, cheaper and quicker than any body else. They are the kings of one upmanship

Hey did you hear that "Scome" talking complete bollocks again. How did that conversation about foreign agricultural policies become a story about his cousins best friends uncle growing the biggest potato in the milky way

by Cheap ass hoe November 29, 2016