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Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel
If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her
by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019
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Go and Smokey

Something you're not afraid to do in front of your girl's sister or brother that is sexy and fun.
A little Go and Smokey in front of your sister would be fun! What do you think about doing it on their coffee table while they pretend to watch TV?
by Toesuff August 21, 2020
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smokey settings

by godbewithus September 1, 2022
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King smokey

It's when you bash a guy, fuck his mrs and drink their kids pop tops to insert dominance
Guy one: "Hey bro this guy robbed me."
Guy two: "it's okay just do the king smokey to him.
by Y'all going to hell November 1, 2021
mugGet the King smokeymug.

Smokey

A bear with a need to call help from individuals in order to stop fires appearing in wooded areas. This bear has the unique ability to appear through various advertisement channels to inform viewers as "Smokey" himself is incapable of putting out wildfires and requires additional help. His catchphrase is " Only you can prevent wildfires ".
1: Hey, have you seen that bear around here?
2: You mean Smokey
Smokey: Only you can prevent wildfires!
1: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Smokey: I'm gonna eat your face, AHUHU!
by RadioactiveUnicorn May 21, 2019
mugGet the Smokeymug.

Smokey burnout

Gliding your bare ass hole down the side of someone’s pillows or sheets
Similar to how a dog glides his ass on a carpet

“Mare, really pissed me off. So I gave her pillow a Smokey burnout
by Sodabug July 1, 2022
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Smokey Joe

When a lady is going down on a person, takes a break and mistakenly reaches for a quick swig of nearby beverage not realising it was being used as an ashtray and proceeds to vom all over their partners genitalia
OMG I was totally gonna fuck Dave until I drank some of that Bud and Smokey Joe’d over his peen
by FranDeKamp June 7, 2019
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